OTHER THINGS
A large group of Taliban soldiers
are moving down a road when they hear a
voice call from behind a sand dune.
"One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban." The Taliban
commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the
dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then
silence. The voice then calls out
"One Texan is better than one hundred Taliban."
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over
the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle,
again silence.
The Texan voice calls out again
"One Texan is better than one thousand Taliban." The enraged Taliban
Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends
them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge
battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls
back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,
"Don't send any more men, its a trap. There
are two of them."
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THE EMPTY CHAIR
A man's daughter had asked the local
minister to come and pray with her father. When the minister arrived, he
found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows. An
empty chair sat beside his bed.
The minister assumed that the old
fellow had been informed of his visit. "I guess you were
expecting me," he said. "No, who are you said the
father. The minister told him his name and then remarked, "I see the
empty chair; I figured you knew I was going to show up."
"Oh yeah, the chair," said the bedridden man. "Would you
mind closing the door?"
Puzzled, the minister shut the door. "I have never told anyone this,
not even my daughter," said the man.
"But all of my life I have never known how to pray. At
church I used to hear the pastor talk
about prayer, but it went right over my head." "I
abandoned any attempt at prayer," the old man continued, "until one
day four years ago my best friend said to me, "Johnny, prayer is
just a simple matter of having a conversation with Jesus. Here is what I
suggest." "Sit down in a chair; place an empty chair in front of
you, and in faith see Jesus on the chair. It's not spooky because he
promised, 'I'll be with you always'. Then just speak to him in
the same way you're doing with me right now." "So, I tried it
and I've liked it so much that I do it a couple of hours every day. I'm
careful though. If my daughter saw me talking to an empty chair,
she'd either have a nervous breakdown or send me off to the funny
farm."
The minister was deeply moved by the story and
encouraged the old man to continue on the journey. Then he prayed with
him, anointed him with oil, and returned to the church. Two nights later
the daughter called to tell the minister that her daddy had died that afternoon.
"Did he die in peace?" he asked. "Yes, when I left the
house about two o'clock, he called me over to his bedside, told me
he loved me and kissed me on the cheek. When I got back from the store an
hour later, I found him dead. But there was something strange about his
death. Apparently, just before Daddy died, he leaned over and rested his
head on the chair beside
the bed. What do you make of that?" The minister wiped a tear
from his eye and said, "I wish we could all go like that.
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