This is funny

Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and
when his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his
home.  As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the

 "You know" he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a
limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?"

 The driver said, "No problem. Have at it."

 Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway.

 A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed

 The long black limo went by him doing 66 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper
pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to begin
the procedure.

The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was
rolled down he was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately excused
himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor.

 He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I
also know that important people are given certain courtesies. I need to know
what I should do because I have stopped a very important person."

 The supervisor asked, "Is it the Governor?"

 The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that."

 The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the President."

 The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important than that."

 The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"
 The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus because he's got Billy Graham
for a chauffeur!"

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